Did My 8 Year Old Daughter Just Tell Me I Look Like a Hooker???

I was getting ready to go out on New Year’s Eve, a night I think we can all agree warrants a little more bling than the other 364 days of the year, when my 8-year-old daughter walked into my closet.

“Mommy, you look snazzy!”

“Snazzy, huh? That’s a good word. I feel snazzy.”

G-d, that kid is cute, I thought to myself, as I slipped on my snazzy stilettos.

“Yeah, Mom, you look like a hooker!”

Here’s where you should insert the sound effect of a record being scratched to a halt, in the middle of a beautiful ballad.

“I’m sorry, what?”

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9 thoughts on “Did My 8 Year Old Daughter Just Tell Me I Look Like a Hooker???”

  1. Mom off Meth

    HAHAHA!! That is awesome. Mine told me that if I was chasing him, all he would have to do is run into the gym. He said I would never follow him in there.

    Nice. And a little true.

  3. Shari Lopatin

    OK, I just left a comment on the website where you wrote the full story, and then realized it wasn’t YOUR blog. So here it is again …

    I’m 30, unmarried, no kids, and usually despise anything even remotely close to the genre of “mommy blog content.” But this … THIS … this article was freakin’ HILARIOUS!

    Had me falling off my chair and bellowing out loud in my quiet, Corporate America cubicle, during coffee break. Absolutely f-ing awesome. You are one funny lady!

    And your daughter is awesome, too. Sounds like she takes after you! 🙂

  5. Joey Fortman via Facebook

    That’s awesome! I love your righting, Jenny. You’re a smoking HOT HOOKER! =)

  9. Kim Kennedy via Facebook

    these kids have a culture issue, if these are the references they come up with. sorry to say

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