Mine Mine Mine – Thoughts on Ownership by Baby Ryan


Here’s the thing I’m trying to get across to the servants today. If one of your baby’s has something I want, then it’s mine. MINE! I don’t know how to say it any louder. I think once I rip it out of their pudgy, wet, little, sausage hands, it belongs to me. In case that rule isn’t clear enough, I immediately stick it in my mouth and suck on it to let everyone in the park know that I am the new owner.

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3 thoughts on “Mine Mine Mine – Thoughts on Ownership by Baby Ryan

  1. Bari

    Our Dear Princess Ryan,
    We are painfully aware that these “older folk, know nothings” need to move over and make room for the genius that is you! Afterall possession is nine tenths of the law.
    Your devoted fanclub

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