The Principal of a local middle school was arrested for trying to strangle his wife in her sleep, with her hoodie string. The obvious question is …Who wears a hoodie to sleep?
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Jenny from the Blog is like comedy crack, but more addictive and less wack.
Sheesh, all this time I have just been wearing the string!
Strings don’t kill people.
Husbands with strings kill people.
I thought all clothing items with strings were recalled – for just such a reason. I smell a lawsuit against the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission.
I say we call the Fashion Police! I can’t blame a man for trying to off his wife for committing such a heinous fashion crime! Simple case of vigilante justice.
I’d like a little more info…like did she yell at him first,
did he loose his job, was it a string fetish or perhaps she was just cold.
I think you’re just stringing me along. Can’t wait for your next blog
Actually I think he probably thought she was the the Unibomber and obviously and intruder.