You May Just be a Jewish Redneck if…
Ok, here’s a post I worked on at my other site, but it cracked me up soooo much I thought I’d share it. Feel free to share it with your Jewish friends as well! Oh, and tell me your fave… mine is: – You end all prayers with “get er done” instead of Amen
You May Just be a Jewish Redneck If…
-You know which brand of squeeze cheese is Kosher
– You have a gun rack in your Sukkah
– You don’t ride on Shabbat because your car has a boot on it
– You think that a hora is a high priced call girl
You are just SO crass! Clean it up lady. GET HELP!
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What’s Wrong With Swearing?
Swearing Imposes a Personal Penalty
It gives a bad impression
It makes you unpleasant to be with
It endangers your relationships
It’s a tool for whiners and complainers
It reduces respect people have for you
It shows you don’t have control
It’s a sign of a bad attitude
It discloses a lack of character
It’s immature
It reflects ignorance
It sets a bad example
Swearing is Bad for Society
It contributes to the decline of civility
It represents the dumbing down of America
It offends more people than you think
It makes others uncomfortable
It is disrespectful of others
It turns discussions into arguments
It can be a sign of hostility
It can lead to violence
Swearing corrupts the English language
It’s abrasive, lazy language
It doesn’t communicate clearly
It neglects more meaningful words
It lacks imagination
It has lost its effectiveness